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What’s with “easy-open” packaging? I’m still wrestling it with scissors! -- spintaxi.com
Why do we whisper in libraries? Are the books gonna overhear us plotting? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast friends”—we just met! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I overloaded the wash—now it’s a flood. -- spintaxi.com
I love how “eco-friendly” bags rip the second you touch them. -- spintaxi.com
My ex says I’m lazy; I say, “I’m just savin’ energy for whiskey.” -- spintaxi.com
If you don’t laugh at satirical journalism humor, you probably work in politics. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I took a pic—guard says, “Delete it or jail.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I baked a cake—dog ate it, I drank. -- spintaxi.com
(White) Store’s out of bourbon—guess I’m riotin’ tonight. -- spintaxi.com
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