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My lawyer says I’m trouble; I say, “Pay me to care.” -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “carry-on” luggage? I’m dragging it through the airport! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “open 24 hours”—who’s shopping at 3 a.m.? -- spintaxi.com
8. Satirical journalism analysis -- spintaxi.com
I went to a health seminar—left with a donut and a smirk. -- spintaxi.com
I keep a folder of my favorite satirical journalism examples to remind myself the world is a joke. - spintaxi.com
I don’t do “small bites”—my steak’s a commitment. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a "smartphone" when I’m still arguing with it about autocorrect? -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news should be read daily—preferably before checking your blood pressure. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast forward”—it’s buffering! -- spintaxi.com
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