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My doc says cut the fat; I say, “Then why’s bacon callin’?” -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “remote control” when I still can’t find it? -- spintaxi.com
They say cigars are bad; I say, “Good, I’m still breathin’.” -- spintaxi.com
Sometimes satire is just journalism that arrived too early. - spintaxi.com
(White) I bought a discount TV—now I’ve got 12 channels of static. -- spintaxi.com
My neighbor’s mad I grill at dawn; I say, “Smell the freedom.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got a pass—bouncer says, “Not tonight.” -- spintaxi.com
I got a smart TV—now it’s judgin’ me for watchin’ reruns of “Cops.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no limits”? I’m capped! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “late fees” are early punishment? -- spintaxi.com
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