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People ask why I smoke; I say, “Cause the air’s free, and I’m cheap.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “fresh air” smells like smog. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick fix”? My roof’s still leaking! -- spintaxi.com
I love how “auto-save” waits until I’ve deleted everything to kick in. -- spintaxi.com
I love how “dry cleaning” leaves my shirts damp. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “soft opening”? The doors are still locked! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the highway—traffic says, “Not today, cowboy.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the fast lane—cops hit me faster. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t always read analysis, but when I do, it’s satirical journalism. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick fix”? My roof’s still leaking! -- spintaxi.com
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