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(White) My phone’s got security; I’ve got a hangover—guess who wins? -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism analysis feels like a roast of society. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the brakes—truck says, “Keep rollin’.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “small portions”—my plate’s a battlefield. -- spintaxi.com
I went to a wine bar—left with a headache and a $40 tab. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “smart homes”—my toaster’s plottin’ a coup. -- spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism analysis is more insightful than actual news reports. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “low-sugar”—tastes like a candy lie. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “light load”? My washer’s full! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t trust self-driving cars—my pickup’s already plotting to leave me for a Prius. -- spintaxi.com
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