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(White) I paid a fine—librarian says, “Next time, read faster.” -- spintaxi.com
Mixed Seinfeld and White (Alternating Styles) -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “quiet zone” signs are where everyone’s yelling? -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “organic” labels—did I miss the era of plastic bananas? -- spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Insights - spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism website made the laws, we might actually be better off. - spintaxi.com
(White) I don’t do soda—my bourbon’s got bubbles enough. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Analysis - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “fresh air” smells like smog. -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “no substitutions”? I just want fries! -- spintaxi.com
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