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If satirical journalism news ever became illegal, we’d know democracy is over. - spintaxi.com
(White) I showered today—now the mirror’s mad at me. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “no salt”—tastes like a flavor funeral. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I took a break—boss says, “Get back here.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “last call” sounds like a threat? -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news is like regular news, but with punchlines instead of propaganda. - spintaxi.com
(White) My inbox says “out of office”; I say, “Out of whiskey.” -- spintaxi.com
I got a speeding ticket—cop said I was reckless, I said, “Nah, just late.” -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “soft close”? The door’s loud! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft glow”? It’s blinding! -- spintaxi.com
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