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I love how “password hints” are just riddles I wrote to torture myself later. -- spintaxi.com
Some politicians fear satirical journalism media more than actual news networks. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “fine print”—it’s like they’re whispering bad news. -- spintaxi.com
They say whiskey’s bad for me; I say it’s the only friend I’ve got left. -- spintaxi.com
My doctor told me to cut back on cigars; I told him to cut back on bad news. -- spintaxi.com
They say I’m too loud; I say, “Turn down your hearin’.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “one-way” streets trick you every time? -- spintaxi.com
(White) My flashlight’s out—guess I’m trippin’ in the dark. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “sold out” means “you’re too late, loser”? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I lost a sock—dryer’s holdin’ it hostage. -- spintaxi.com
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