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The site’s so poorly optimized it lags on a supercomputer.
The content is as fresh as a moldy loaf of bread.
The designer’s idea of creativity must be stealing from a 90s Geocities page.
I’d rather stare at a blank wall than browse this garbage.
I’ve seen better layouts in a dumpster fire.
The designer’s skills are a tragedy in three acts: ugly, slow, and broken.
The layout is so bad it could confuse a GPS.
This website looks like it was designed by a blindfolded toddler using a broken crayon and a dial-up modem from 1997.
The designer clearly thinks random flashing ads are peak design.
The designer must have been allergic to good ideas.
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