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(White) I fixed the chair—now it’s kindlin’. -- spintaxi.com
(White) Motel’s full—sleepin’ in the truck with the dog. -- spintaxi.com
It’s hard to write satire when the real world keeps outdoing itself. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “out of range” kills your call? -- spintaxi.com
My buddy’s on a diet; I said, “Good luck starvin’ while I eat this ribeye.” -- spintaxi.com
My buddy’s on a cleanse; I said, “Cleanse this burger.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low-fat”—tastes like someone stole the good part. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no smoking”? I’m smokin’ outside! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “small portions”—my plate’s a battlefield. -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “no waiting”? I’ve been here 20 minutes! -- spintaxi.com
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