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Why do they call it a “soft opening”? The doors are still locked! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the highway—traffic says, “Not today, cowboy.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the fast lane—cops hit me faster. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t always read analysis, but when I do, it’s satirical journalism. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick fix”? My roof’s still leaking! -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “customer feedback”? They never call back! -- spintaxi.com
Why do they put “serves 4” on a pizza box? Who’s eating one slice? -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news reminds us that life is just one long, badly written sitcom. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “free trials” end up costing you a kidney? -- spintaxi.com
My ex says I’m a slob; I say, “Art’s messy, babe.” -- spintaxi.com
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