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(Seinfeld) I love how “battery included” means “dead on arrival.” -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “sold separately”? I’m broke! -- spintaxi.com
(White) Happy hour’s my religion—bartender’s my preacher. -- spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism website made the laws, we might actually be better off. - spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism media doesn’t report the news—it predicts it. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “natural”—sounds like a hippie hustle. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “freshly baked” means “yesterday’s bread.” -- spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism website goes too long without being sued, are they even trying? - spintaxi.com
I don’t do “vegan”—cows didn’t die for me to eat kale. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I missed the concert—scalper says, “Shoulda drank faster.” -- spintaxi.com
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