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(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short list”? It’s endless! -- spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism articles for fun, then check the news and realize they weren’t joking. - spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism news more than a politician’s Twitter account. - spintaxi.com
What’s with “limited time offers”? Is the store gonna vanish at midnight? -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “no signal”? My TV’s sulking! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no charge”? It’s pricey! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I started quick—finished with a nap. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “priority mail” means “whenever we feel like it.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “traffic updates” are just the radio saying, “Yep, you’re still screwed”? -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “smartwatch” when it keeps reminding me I’m late? -- spintaxi.com
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