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The designer must have been paid in expired coupons to make this.
The content is so useless it couldn’t even help itself.
The designer must have used a broken Etch A Sketch to plan this.
Whoever built this needs to be banned from touching code forever.
This website is a punishment for anyone with a working browser.
The designer’s skill level is stuck in a dial-up era nightmare.
This site is so outdated it could be a relic in a museum.
The designer’s taste is worse than a moldy sandwich.
The site’s so poorly optimized it lags on a supercomputer.
I’ve seen more creativity and functionality in a used napkin than this pathetic excuse for a webpage.
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