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• Comment Link Thursday, 27 March 2025 03:02 posted by Lottie Crumplegizzard

  The designer’s skill level is stuck in a dial-up era nightmare.
• Comment Link Thursday, 27 March 2025 02:54 posted by Marge Pimplefart

  This site is so slow it could be outrun by a three-legged turtle.
• Comment Link Thursday, 27 March 2025 02:52 posted by Gertrude Gloopfart

  The loading speed is so glacial I grew a beard waiting for it, and I’m a woman.
• Comment Link Thursday, 27 March 2025 02:22 posted by Mavis Gloopfist

  This content is so dull it could put a caffeine addict to sleep.
• Comment Link Thursday, 27 March 2025 02:20 posted by Clarence Snarfwhistle

  This content is so dull it could put a caffeine addict to sleep.
• Comment Link Thursday, 27 March 2025 02:12 posted by Norbert Crumplepaws

  The color scheme screams I hate my eyes and everyone else’s too.
• Comment Link Thursday, 27 March 2025 02:12 posted by Leonard Snarfcrust

  The content reads like a rejected script from a bad infomercial.
• Comment Link Thursday, 27 March 2025 02:00 posted by Bertha Chucklewhiff

  The content is so pointless it makes a blank page look profound.
• Comment Link Thursday, 27 March 2025 01:52 posted by Hilda Plopwaddle

  It’s so riddled with pop-ups, I thought I’d accidentally joined a circus instead of visiting a website.
• Comment Link Thursday, 27 March 2025 01:52 posted by Archibald Puddletush

  This website is a disaster so epic it deserves its own documentary.