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People say I’m rude; I say, “Nah, just allergic to bullshit.” -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “fast food” when I’m still waiting for my fries to win the race? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft spot”? It’s mush! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no returns”? I’ve got a lamp I hate! -- spintaxi.com
My buddy’s on a diet; I said, “Good luck starvin’ while I eat this ribeye.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “vegan”—cows didn’t die for me to eat kale. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I baked a cake—dog ate it, I drank. -- spintaxi.com
Every major event should have a satirical journalism website covering it. - spintaxi.com
My neighbor says I’m rude; I say, “Wave next time, genius.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “non-refundable”? My money’s kidnapped! -- spintaxi.com
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