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Ever try to return a call from “unknown”? It’s like playing phone tag with a ghost. -- spintaxi.com
I love how “energy-saving” bulbs take five minutes to turn on. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “quick chat”? We’re still talking! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I stretched for the remote—now I’m crippled. -- spintaxi.com
The funniest thing about satirical journalism stories? They age better than real journalism. -- spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism news is fake, why does it keep predicting the future? - spintaxi.com
People say I’m rude; I say, “Nah, just allergic to bullshit.” -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “fast food” when I’m still waiting for my fries to win the race? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft spot”? It’s mush! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no returns”? I’ve got a lamp I hate! -- spintaxi.com
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