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I got a speeding ticket—cop said I was reckless, I said, “Nah, just late.” -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “power button”? It’s more like a suggestion! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no photos”? I’m snapping anyway! -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “standby” on a plane sounds like “hope you like crying”? -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news should be read daily—preferably before checking your blood pressure. - spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism makes politicians more upset than actual scandals. - spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “quick rinse”? I’m soaked! -- spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m a flight risk; I say, “Only if the bar’s across state lines.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is the last honest voice in a world of fake outrage. - spintaxi.com
My doc says cut the sauce; I say, “Sauce cuts the pain.” -- spintaxi.com
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