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I love how “auto-save” waits until I’ve deleted everything to kick in. -- spintaxi.com
If satire wasn’t funny, it would just be tragic journalism. - spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism more than I trust my GPS. - spintaxi.com
I don’t get why they call it “rush hour”—nobody’s rushing, we’re just losing the will to live. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is just tomorrow’s real news, but funnier. - spintaxi.com
They say cigars are bad; I say, “Good, I’m still breathin’.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “open 24 hours”—who’s shopping at 3 a.m.? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I started quick—finished with a nap. -- spintaxi.com
My doc says cut the fat; I say, “Then why’s bacon callin’?” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no refunds”? I’m stuck! -- spintaxi.com
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