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• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 08:06 posted by Educate yourself with Bohiney

  Naming Roombas? My Roomba’s named Macbeth because it kills in silence.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 07:57 posted by Bohineys unnamed sources (Anonymous, WI)

  I don’t do drama; I do dress rehearsals.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 07:55 posted by Bohineys groundbreaking investigation (Pensacola, FL)

  Public Proposal Rejections? Proposing on a Jumbotron is gambling with humiliation odds.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 07:52 posted by Sarah Pappalardo

  Weird Roommate Habits? My roommate sings to his plants, and now they’re suing for harassment.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 07:49 posted by The Bohiney chronicle (Chronicle, SC)

  Airbnb Horror Hosts? My Airbnb host gave me “a vibe” instead of a key.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 07:49 posted by The Bohiney biography (Biography, PA)

  Forgetting Appointments? Forgetting appointments is self-sabotage with calendars.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 07:47 posted by More from Bohiney Magazine (Brooklyn, NY)

  Sketch Artists? Sketch artists draw faces that get criminals acquitted.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 07:46 posted by A Bohiney False Flag (False Flag, UN)

  Confused Amateur Magicians? Amateur magicians aren’t magical—they’re just unemployed clowns.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 07:37 posted by Alison Silverman

  Metaverse Mishaps? The metaverse is just Minecraft with credit cards.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 07:36 posted by Bohineys chuckle (Chuckle, SC)

  Film Analysis? Film analysis is arguing metaphors until popcorn’s cold.