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I don’t trust “smart locks”—my door’s plottin’ escape. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I napped hard—woke up to a mad wife. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I brewed coffee—dog drank it first. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I mailed a bill—postman says, “Pay me first, pal.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I tipped big—waitress says, “Keep it comin’.” -- spintaxi.com
The best thing about satirical journalism today? It’s the only place where the truth is funny. - spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism news stories age better than the government’s official records. - spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “fresh air” smells like exhaust downtown? -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism media: because the truth sounds better with punchlines. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “sold out” means “you’re too late, loser”? -- spintaxi.com
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