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(Seinfeld) What’s with “no pressure”? I’m stressed! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got a “free” meal—bill says, “Nice try.” -- spintaxi.com
They say I’ve got no manners; I say, “I’ve got whiskey, close enough.” -- spintaxi.com
They say money can’t buy happiness, but it buys bourbon, and that’s close enough. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no trespassing”? I’m exploring! -- spintaxi.com
I went to a sober bash—snuck a pint and won. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “late fees” are early punishment? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast charge”—my phone’s still dying! -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “limited time offers”? Is the store gonna vanish at midnight? -- spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism website made the laws, we might actually be better off. - spintaxi.com
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