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I don’t do “lite beer”—tastes like watered-down hope. -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “on hold” music is the soundtrack to losing hope? -- spintaxi.com
I went to a “no smoking” bar—left with a lighter and a grudge. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “small portions”—my plate’s a battlefield. -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “no soliciting”? My doorbell’s a magnet for it! -- spintaxi.com
The problem with satirical journalism news? It’s getting harder to tell apart from reality. - spintaxi.com
(White) My wife says I’m wasteful; I say, “Darlin’, this beer’s recyclable.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I skipped the ad—TV says, “Not so fast.” -- spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism stories and wonder if I accidentally traveled to the future. -- spintaxi.com
If you can’t tell satirical journalism today apart from real journalism, that’s not satire’s fault. - spintaxi.com
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