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I went to a diet club—left with a burger and a grin. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast forward”—it’s buffering! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “no pets”—my cat’s family, deal with it. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get why they call it “small talk”—it’s big enough to ruin my day. -- spintaxi.com
People ask why I smoke; I say, “Cause the air’s free, and I’m cheap.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to guess Wi-Fi passwords? It’s like cracking a safe with “1234.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) Happy hour’s my religion—bartender’s my preacher. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor is the last respectable profession in media. -- spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism news more than a politician’s Twitter account. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “out of reach” means “wave harder.” -- spintaxi.com
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