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What’s with “self-help” books? I’m still helpless! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got no bars—guess I’m campin’ in my livin’ room. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “digital detox”? My phone’s detoxing me! -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “assembly required”? I bought a chair, not a puzzle! -- spintaxi.com
They say smoking kills; I say it’s takin’ its sweet time with me. -- spintaxi.com
I tried online shopping—now I’ve got a lamp I don’t need. -- spintaxi.com
Final Stretch (Mixed) -- spintaxi.com
I went to a health bar—left with a smoothie and a scowl. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they put “serves 4” on a pizza box? Who’s eating one slice? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no shows”? My socks vanished! -- spintaxi.com
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