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People ask why I’m grumpy; I say, “Cause y’all keep talkin’.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I parked in a tow zone—now my truck’s on vacation. -- spintaxi.com
(White) They banned my cigar—now I’m puffin’ in protest. -- spintaxi.com
People ask why I smoke; I say, “Cause the air’s free, and I’m cheap.” -- spintaxi.com
Sometimes I read a satirical journalism article and think, “Wait… this isn’t real?” - spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism is the art of making people laugh before they realize they should be crying. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “low signal”? My phone’s sulking! -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “self-help” books? I’m still helpless! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got no bars—guess I’m campin’ in my livin’ room. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “digital detox”? My phone’s detoxing me! -- spintaxi.com
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