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• Comment Link Tuesday, 11 March 2025 00:14 posted by Jánia @ SpinTaxi

  (White) I hit the fast lane—cops hit me faster. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Tuesday, 11 March 2025 00:09 posted by WinTaxi SpinTaxi

  They say I’ve got no class; I say, “Got whiskey instead.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Tuesday, 11 March 2025 00:05 posted by Blaxie SpinTaxi

  (White) I tipped big—waitress says, “Keep it comin’.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Tuesday, 11 March 2025 00:00 posted by Xáni @ SpinTaxi

  People ask why I drink; I say, “Cause the world’s still spinnin’.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Monday, 10 March 2025 23:56 posted by Pixie SpinTaxi

  Why do they call it a “smartwatch” when it keeps reminding me I’m late? -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Monday, 10 March 2025 23:51 posted by Nanni @ SpinTaxi

  (White) I sat through a briefing—boss says, “Nap later.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Monday, 10 March 2025 23:47 posted by Honey @ SpinTaxi

  I don’t trust “smart locks”—my door’s plottin’ escape. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Monday, 10 March 2025 23:43 posted by Zinaxie SpinTaxi

  I don’t trust “smart homes”—my toaster’s plottin’ a coup. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Monday, 10 March 2025 23:39 posted by Dóni @ SpinTaxi

  (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft glow”? It’s blinding! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Monday, 10 March 2025 23:35 posted by Ronnie @ SpinTaxi

  People ask why I smoke; I say, “Cause I’m still here.” -- spintaxi.com