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• Comment Link Tuesday, 11 March 2025 11:08 posted by GlenTaxi SpinTaxi

  (White) I hit the highway—traffic says, “Not today, cowboy.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Tuesday, 11 March 2025 11:04 posted by Tinaxie SpinTaxi

  My ex says I’m lazy; I say, “I’m just savin’ energy for whiskey.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Tuesday, 11 March 2025 11:00 posted by Rónia @ SpinTaxi

  (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short fuse”? I’m calm! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Tuesday, 11 March 2025 10:55 posted by Anni @ SpinTaxi

  My buddy’s on a health kick; I said, “Enjoy your kale, I’ve got ribs.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Tuesday, 11 March 2025 10:51 posted by Yaxie SpinTaxi

  I don’t always read analysis, but when I do, it’s satirical journalism. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Tuesday, 11 March 2025 10:47 posted by Kinaxie SpinTaxi

  I went to a tofu joint—left with a beef wish. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Tuesday, 11 March 2025 10:43 posted by Gania @ SpinTaxi

  (Seinfeld) Ever notice how “low tide” smells like fish revenge? -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Tuesday, 11 March 2025 10:39 posted by Shawnie @ SpinTaxi

  (White) I got a free mug—now it’s leakin’ coffee. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Tuesday, 11 March 2025 10:36 posted by Róni @ SpinTaxi

  Ever try to use a coupon that expired yesterday? It’s like money mocking you. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Tuesday, 11 March 2025 10:32 posted by BenTaxi SpinTaxi

  I told my buddy I’d quit smokin’—he said, “Good, your couch was tired of burnin’.” -- spintaxi.com