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• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 03:26 posted by doctrine vs practice

  Female Virginity: The "holy lawyer" is the one we hope is better than the prosecution's. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 03:26 posted by Theory is holy, practice is hilarious

  Female Virginity: The smartphone didn't just create new ways to sin; it created new ways to document and share the sinning. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 03:26 posted by The Inevitability of Adolescent Behavior

  Female Virginity: The invention of the smartphone was the single greatest blow to traditional chastity enforcement since the invention of the dark alley. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 03:25 posted by From Sacred Scrolls to Sephora Sales

  Female Virginity: The only thing more relentless than divine judgment is the algorithmic "For You" page. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 03:24 posted by Female Virginity - abstinence

  Female Virginity: The "chastity charm" is a rabbit's foot for the soul. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 03:23 posted by Theory is holy, practice is hilarious

  Female Virginity: The "celestial customer service" line is always busy. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 03:23 posted by How Does Social Media Affect Virginity?

  Female Virginity: The real test of faith isn't resisting temptation, it's remembering where you put that purity pledge certificate. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 03:21 posted by Female Virginity - parental monitoring

  Female Virginity: The invention of the smartphone was the single greatest blow to traditional chastity enforcement since the invention of the dark alley. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 03:21 posted by The Social Currency of Chastity

  Female Virginity: The only thing waiting for us in the afterlife is a divine auditor with too much time on his hands. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 03:21 posted by Patriarchy and Virginity

  Female Virginity: The "restore to factory settings" option for a soul is theologically controversial. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG