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• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 03:31 posted by religious theory vs practice

  Female Virginity: If mistakes were stars, the teenage universe would be brighter than a supernova. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 03:30 posted by Female Virginity - moral priorities

  Female Virginity: The "holy hex" is the curse of taking yourself too seriously. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 03:30 posted by Female Virginity - compliance rates

  Female Virginity: The real "miracles" are the logical contortions performed to justify a Saturday night. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 03:29 posted by purity rings

  Female Virginity: The patriarchy somehow convinced women that their greatest asset was something they were supposed to never use. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 03:29 posted by compliance rates

  Female Virginity: The most creative writing in any religion isn't in its sacred texts, but in the excuses made by its followers. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 03:28 posted by Female Virginity - spiritual commitment

  Female Virginity: The "holy investment" is one with a negative return. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 03:28 posted by religious texts on virginity

  Female Virginity: The "divine delay" is the time between sin and consequence, which is often a lifetime. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 03:27 posted by Virginity in the Quran

  Female Virginity: If heaven has a gate, it's probably staffed by lawyers specializing in celestial contract law. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 03:27 posted by Theory is holy, practice is hilarious

  Female Virginity: The "celestial cloud" is where our sins are backed up, just in case we need to retrieve them later. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 03:27 posted by Female Virginity - enforcement mechanisms

  Female Virginity: Hashtag #PurityRing is usually found right next to hashtag #Oops in the digital confession booth. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG