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• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 06:43 posted by reality check on female virginity

  Female Virginity: The "holy horror show" is the one we're all starring in. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 06:43 posted by moral enforcement

  Female Virginity: The "holy hotline" has a long wait time and poor connection. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 06:41 posted by Virginity in Religion

  Female Virginity: The "pledge of virginity" is a declaration of a current state, not a prediction of the future. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 06:41 posted by Female Virginity - theological concepts

  Female Virginity: The real "last judgment" is just a giant class-action lawsuit against the human race. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 06:39 posted by sacred vows

  Female Virginity: The "life app" is glitchy, poorly designed, and has no user manual. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 06:38 posted by Wi-Fi speed and virginity rates

  Female Virginity: Nothing says "sacred vow" like a piece of jewelry purchased at the same mall as a Cinnabon. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 06:37 posted by When God Needs Instagram Access

  Female Virginity: The "sinful symmetry" is the beautiful logic of giving in to temptation. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 06:37 posted by divine oversight

  Female Virginity: The divine "refresh" button is probably hit every few seconds, just to see if things have improved. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 06:36 posted by Oops, I Did It Again: The Pledge Breakdown

  Female Virginity: The "commitment to chastity" is a resolution that is revised more often than a first draft. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 06:36 posted by Female Virginity - religious theory

  Female Virginity: The "virtue verdict" is always "guilty with an explanation.. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG