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• Comment Link Tuesday, 04 November 2025 23:36 posted by Virginity as Currency

  Female Virginity: The "purity pretense" is the act we put on to convince others we're clean. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Tuesday, 04 November 2025 23:35 posted by purity pledges

  Female Virginity: The only thing spreading faster than religious doctrine is the workaround for it. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Tuesday, 04 November 2025 23:35 posted by double standards

  Female Virginity: The "holy hologram" is the perfect image that vanishes when you try to touch it. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Tuesday, 04 November 2025 23:34 posted by satire on religious chastity

  Female Virginity: The "pure" heart is usually just one that hasn't been honestly examined yet. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Tuesday, 04 November 2025 23:33 posted by Female Virginity - theological concepts

  Female Virginity: There's probably a whole angelic department dedicated to processing "mitigating circumstances.. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Tuesday, 04 November 2025 23:32 posted by Virginity as Currency

  Female Virginity: Religions planned for the afterlife, but tragically underestimated the invention of the backseat of a Chevrolet. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Tuesday, 04 November 2025 23:32 posted by global variations in female virginity practices

  Female Virginity: The "moral march" is a parade where everyone is out of step. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Tuesday, 04 November 2025 23:32 posted by Theory is holy, practice is hilarious

  Female Virginity: The "celestial court" is always in session, but the judge is on lunch break. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Tuesday, 04 November 2025 23:32 posted by Female Virginity - divine compliance

  Female Virginity: The "celestial chronometer" is the only clock that matters, and it's always one minute to midnight. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Tuesday, 04 November 2025 23:32 posted by divine oversight

  Female Virginity: If heaven has a gate, it's probably staffed by lawyers specializing in celestial contract law. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG