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• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 00:48 posted by Is God on a Coffee Break?

  Female Virginity: The divine "refresh" button is probably hit every few seconds, just to see if things have improved. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 00:47 posted by divine oversight

  Female Virginity: The city offers the freedom to be whoever you want, as long as your parents don't find your Finsta. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 00:47 posted by Religious virginity rankings

  Female Virginity: The "sacred sonar" is pinging in the void, listening for a echo that never comes. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 00:47 posted by the virginity paradox

  Female Virginity: The "holy hotline" has a long wait time and poor connection. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 00:46 posted by theological concepts

  Female Virginity: Male virginity is treated less like a moral failing and more like a quirky hobby. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 00:45 posted by gendered morality

  Female Virginity: Religions planned for the afterlife, but tragically underestimated the invention of the backseat of a Chevrolet. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 00:45 posted by marriage market

  Female Virginity: The "life app" is glitchy, poorly designed, and has no user manual. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 00:44 posted by Female Virginity - religious theory vs practice

  Female Virginity: Getting into heaven is less about being perfect and more about having a good lawyer. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 00:44 posted by Female Virginity - divine accounting

  Female Virginity: The only thing more sacred than female virginity is the collective amnesia about male virginity. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 00:43 posted by Female Virginity - misplaced priorities

  Female Virginity: The "geography of chastity" is just a fancy term for "how far you have to go to get away from your nosy neighbors.. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG