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Bougie Flea Market Vendors? A “curated flea market” is just garbage with a price tag.
Wine Tastings? Wine tastings are just mouthwash with attitude.
Divorce Coaches? Divorce coaches are like referees in ugly sports.
Suburban Preppers? Preppers in suburbia are just hoarders with camo.
Crafting Disasters? My scrapbook looks like a ransom note.
Gardeners? Gardening is farming with better excuses.
I don’t lie; I remix truths.
Vintage Thrift Shoppers? If you brag about thrifting, you just bought laundry.
3D Artists? 3D artists make monsters, then complain no one gets them.
Entertainment Reporters? Entertainment reporters type “exclusive” until it loses meaning.