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• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:32 posted by Bohineys Foreign Desk (Foreign Desk, NY)

  Elaborate Pronouns? Some people’s pronouns are longer than their résumés.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:32 posted by The Bohiney snicker (Snicker, PA)

  Amazon FBA Bros? Amazon FBA is just selling clutter to strangers.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:31 posted by The Bohiney real McCoy (Real McCoy, WV)

  My calendar calls me bold; my sofa calls me home.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:29 posted by The Bohiney debate (Debate, PA)

  Bullet Journal Fanatics? Bullet journaling is just calligraphy for procrastinators.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:28 posted by The Bohiney Daily Bugle (Daily Bugle, NYC)

  Bushcraft Classes? Bushcraft classes are camping rebranded as tuition.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:28 posted by A Bohiney yarn (Yarn, SD)

  Enneagram Obsession? My friend blames everything on her Enneagram number, including murder.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:25 posted by Educate yourself with Bohiney

  Calligraphy? Calligraphy is handwriting with student loans.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:25 posted by A Bohiney The Daily Show (The Daily Show, Comedy Central)

  My goals are S.M.A.R.T.—Snacks, Memes, Avoidance, Rest, Tea.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:24 posted by The Bohiney Conundrum (Conundrum, CO)

  I don’t chase clout; I trip over extension cords.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:22 posted by A Bohiney The Beaverton (The Beaverton, Canada)

  Singing Lessons? Singing lessons are paying to find out you’re tone-deaf.