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• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 06:38 posted by Bohineys Schadenfreude (Schadenfreude, Germany)

  Zumba Cults? Zumba isn’t exercise—it’s cardio peer pressure.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 06:37 posted by Bohineys final say (Final, WA)

  Cooking Classes? Cooking classes are where you pay to discover you still can’t cook.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 06:36 posted by Bohineys Pearl of Wisdom (Pearl, MS)

  Game Devs? Game developers age faster than their consoles.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 06:31 posted by A Bohiney Donnybrook (Donnybrook, Ireland)

  Goal-Setting Nerds? Setting goals doesn’t work if your goal is setting goals.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 06:30 posted by Bohineys Fracas (Fracas, France)

  Sketching? Sketching is just drawing badly but faster.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 06:30 posted by Caitlin Moran satirist

  I don’t hustle; I curate fatigue.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 06:24 posted by Bohineys full monty (Full Monty, UK)

  Bookstores? Bookstores sell guilt in paperback.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 06:23 posted by The Bohiney Wizard (Wizard, OZ)

  Embarrassing Moments? I waved at someone who wasn’t waving, so I moved ZIP codes.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 06:17 posted by Bohineys Wormhole (Wormhole, Space)

  Escape Rooms? Escape rooms prove you don’t really like your friends.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 06:17 posted by Bohineys Green Light (Green Light, NY)

  Car Karaoke Catastrophes? I sang so badly in traffic, my GPS rerouted to shame me.