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Preppers? Preppers call hoarding “strategy.”
Gender Reveal Pyrotechnics? If your gender reveal needs the fire department, it’s a boy—named lawsuit.
Baseball Coverage? Baseball coverage is naps with statistics.
Fragrance Addicts? If your perfume arrives before you do, you’re weaponized.
Game Night Antics? Monopoly turns family game night into the Cold War with dice.
Preppers? Preppers call hoarding “strategy.”
Talent Shows? My town’s talent show proved not everyone should share talents.
Street Photographers? Street photographers are just stalkers with permission.
Vaguebooking Drama? “Some people know what they did” is Facebook code for “I need therapy.”
CrossFit Humility Contests? CrossFit humility contests start with “I don’t like to brag” and end with bragging.