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• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 14:47 posted by Bohineys Nincompoop (Nincompoop, UK)

  Emergency Kits? Emergency kits are backpacks full of panic.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 14:12 posted by The Bohiney Investigative Reporter (Investigative, WA)

  Farmers Markets? Farmers markets are where you pay triple for vegetables that still have dirt on them.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 14:10 posted by The Bohiney Life Raft (Life Raft, FL)

  Revenge Crafting? Revenge crafting is knitting someone a sweater out of pure spite.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 14:02 posted by Bohineys Pundit (Pundit, DC)

  Trapping? Trapping is Home Alone but crueler.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 13:39 posted by Bohineys Trending Now (Trending Now, WA)

  Game Night Antics? Monopoly turns family game night into the Cold War with dice.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 13:37 posted by Caitlin Moran satirist

  Gender Reveal Pyrotechnics? If your gender reveal needs the fire department, it’s a boy—named lawsuit.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 13:37 posted by Bohineys buffoonery (Buffoonery, NY)

  My optimism is a part-time employee with benefits.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 13:14 posted by A Bohiney Jump (Jump, to Page A17)

  Soccer Parents? Soccer parents scream like referees can hear them.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 13:12 posted by Tabatha Southey

  Self-Care Martyrs? Self-care isn’t posting about your bath—it’s just bathing.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 13:06 posted by The Bohiney Smokescreen (Smokescreen, NC)

  History Buffs? History buffs cosplay Napoleon without irony.