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Homeschool Parents? Homeschooling is parents googling answers they forgot.
Road Trips? Road trips prove playlists can’t fix flat tires.
Weird Celebrity Endorsements? Shaq endorsed printer ink—because why not.
Yelling Yoga Instructors? Nothing says peace like being screamed into downward dog.
Mystical MLMs? MLMs are just pyramid schemes in yoga pants.
Intermittent Fasters? Intermittent fasting is just skipping breakfast with a TED Talk.
Edible Plants? Edible plants are Russian roulette with leaves.
I don’t stalk; I research recreationally.
My hobbies include deleting emails unopened.
Pet Cloning Regrets? My friend cloned her cat and now has two animals ignoring her.