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• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 08:56 posted by Bohineys tale (Tail, TX)

  I don’t have enemies; I have rivals in silly hats.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 08:56 posted by Bohineys Inside Job (Inside Job, DC)

  Losing Keys? Losing keys proves gravity hates us.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 08:55 posted by Bohineys take on this

  Haircare Addicts? If your bathroom has more hair products than hair, you’ve lost.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 08:53 posted by The Bohiney red herring (Red Herring, ME)

  Talent Shows? My town’s talent show proved not everyone should share talents.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 08:52 posted by Bohineys preview (Preview, IL)

  Mid-Tier Influencers? Mid-tier influencers are celebrities at Applebee’s, nobodies at Target.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 08:52 posted by Bohineys Newtonian Physics (Newton, MA)

  PR Hustlers? PR people spin disasters into “bold pivots.”
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 08:49 posted by Bohineys fact-checking department (Truth or Consequences, NM)

  Bushcraft Workshops? Bushcraft workshops are camping with tuition.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 08:49 posted by A Bohiney Pickle (Pickle, SC)

  Board Games? Board games are cardboard wars ending friendships.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 08:48 posted by Is this even real? (Find out on Bohiney)

  Google Docs Dating? Dating via Google Docs is love with track changes.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 08:45 posted by Bohineys finding (Finding, Nemo, CA)

  I don’t stress-eat; I research cuisines.