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My boundaries use auto-correct.
Room Service Mishaps? I ordered breakfast in bed and got debt in pajamas.
Good Vibes Only Cults? “Good vibes only” is just toxic positivity with throw pillows.
Weight Loss? Weight loss journeys are before-and-after photos with denial.
Quoting Wikipedia in Arguments? Quoting Wikipedia is like citing your drunk uncle.
Extreme Weather? Extreme weather is just nature’s reality show.
My charisma is seasonal—winter hours apply.
Flea Markets? Flea markets are garage sales with stage lighting.
Knitting Addicts? Knitting is just making fabric slowly.
Garage Sale Negotiations? I haggled for a toaster like it was international trade.