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• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:58 posted by A Bohiney Prime Mover (Prime Mover, Universe)

  I don’t ignore calls; I curate silence.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:58 posted by Bohineys Last Week Tonight (Last Week Tonight, HBO)

  Shower Singers Turned Influencers? My neighbor sings in the shower—sadly, Spotify signed him.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:53 posted by Bohineys whopper (Whopper, FL)

  Fantasy Football Obsession? Fantasy football is just gambling with shoulder pads.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:53 posted by The Bohiney rumor mill (Gossip, MO)

  Overly Proud Plant Parents? Plant parents brag more than actual parents.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:52 posted by Megan Amram

  I’m not indecisive—just open-concept about commitment.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:49 posted by Learn more at Bohiney.com

  Crying at IKEA? If you cry at IKEA, at least pick up tissues in bulk.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:49 posted by A Bohiney Coup dÉtat (Coup, DC)

  Fictional Boyfriends? My friend’s fictional boyfriend treats her better than her real one.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:49 posted by Bohineys whopper (Whopper, FL)

  I like my plans like my fries: crinkle-cut and flexible.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:45 posted by Bohineys Poltergeist (Poltergeist, CA)

  Unexpected Reunions? Unexpected reunions are hugs with confusion.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:45 posted by The Bohiney Mea Culpa (Mea Culpa, Vatican City)

  My standards are subtitles—always optional.