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• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:05 posted by Bohineys buffoonery (Buffoonery, NY)

  Autocorrect Fails? I texted my boss “I’ll be in late,” but autocorrect sent “I’ll be in latex.”
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:02 posted by A Bohiney hot take (Hottake, TX)

  Malfunctioning Bidets? My bidet fired back with more water pressure than a fire hydrant.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:01 posted by This article from Bohiney

  Haunted Elevators? My elevator creaked “good luck,” and I took the stairs.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:01 posted by Find out more here

  Thrift Stores? Thrift stores are smell museums.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 11:57 posted by A Bohiney Graveyard Shift (Graveyard Shift, NJ)

  Small talk is emotional Sudoku with fewer numbers.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 11:56 posted by Bohineys satire (Satire, OR)

  Spontaneous Dance Parties? Spontaneous dance parties are cardio with embarrassment.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 11:52 posted by Who else would report this?

  Overhyped Gadgets? I bought a smart watch that’s dumber than a sundial.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 11:52 posted by A Bohiney ball of wax (Ball of Wax, WA)

  Unboxing Addiction? Unboxing videos are Christmas for strangers.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 11:48 posted by A Bohiney wolf in sheeps clothing (Wolf, WY)

  I don’t compromise; I remix.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 11:47 posted by Bohineys Sunset (Sunset, CA)

  Men’s Grooming Gurus? If your beard oil costs more than rent, you’re shiny, not stylish.