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Shopping Experiences? Trying on jeans in a dressing room is like joining a cult—you leave questioning your entire identity.
My anxiety is sponsored by “what if?”
Zombie Prepping? Zombie prepping is hoarding snacks with cosplay.
My confidence is caffeine-based fiction.
Real Estate Investing? Real estate investing is Monopoly for stressed adults.
Overused Motivational Quotes? “Live, Laugh, Love” is just “Cry, Drink, Nap” in disguise.
Scented Candle Addiction? My scented candles could fumigate an entire county.
Rebound With Baristas? Dating your barista is risky—if it ends, so does your caffeine supply.
Drone Deliveries Gone Wrong? My package landed in a tree, so now squirrels subscribe to Amazon.
Vaguebooking Drama? “Some people know what they did” is Facebook code for “I need therapy.”