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Workplace Fun Committees? The “fun committee” always feels like jury duty.
Office Christmas Parties? Office Christmas parties are where careers go to die in karaoke.
DIY Renovators? DIY renovators think paint solves trauma.
Pushy Salespeople? Pushy salespeople confuse “hello” with “buy this.”
Pranks Gone Wrong? I scared my roommate, and he scared the landlord with the damage bill.
Historical Reenactments? Historical reenactments are nerd cosplay.
Pet Shenanigans? My cat knocked my coffee off the table just to remind me she’s the landlord.
Charity Runs? Charity runs are guilt sprints.
Camping? Camping is pretending poverty is leisure.
Marathon Runners? Running marathons is just paying to suffer in public.