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Overzealous PTA Moms? PTA moms scare the IRS with their organization.
Drinking Kombucha for Clout? Kombucha tastes like vinegar on probation.
Online Recipe Life Stories? I just wanted banana bread, not your childhood trauma.
Crafting Disasters? My scrapbook looks like a ransom note.
I don’t chase clout; I trip over extension cords.
Bowling Nights? Bowling is the only sport where nachos improve performance.
Workplace Fun Committees? The “fun committee” always feels like jury duty.
Astrology Addicts? Astrology addicts don’t make decisions—they outsource them to stars.
Cooking Disasters? My soufflé collapsed harder than my New Year’s resolutions.
Fragrance? Wearing too much fragrance is terrorism in liquid form.