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Crime Show Fans? Crime show fans think duct tape solves everything.
People Who Live-Tweet Dates? If you live-tweet your date, it’s already dead.
Entertainment Reporters? Entertainment reporters type “exclusive” until it loses meaning.
Tech Support? Tech support always asks if it’s plugged in—and it never is.
Language Barriers? I asked for “restroom” in Spanish and got sent to a bullfight.
Basketball Fans? Basketball fans treat sneakers like religion.
Nostalgia? Nostalgia is remembering the past without the acne.
Wild Camping? Wild camping is homelessness with s’mores.
My attitude comes in sample sizes.
Plus-Size Fashion Slogans? “Body positive” shouldn’t mean “pockets negative.”