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My humor streams itself.
Smart Fridge Revenge? My smart fridge emailed me “we need to talk.”
Sorry I’m Late Culture? “Sorry I’m late” is the national anthem of millennials.
Binge-Watch Fatigue? Netflix asks “are you still watching?” like a judgmental roommate.
Autocorrect Fails? I texted my boss “I’ll be in late,” but autocorrect sent “I’ll be in latex.”
My comfort zone pays rent late.
Birthday Surprises? My surprise party started when I walked in on balloon arguments.
Chronically Online People? My friend speaks in memes like he’s possessed by Wi-Fi.
City Guides? City guides highlight “hidden gems” filled with tourists.
Escape Rooms? Escape rooms are paid anxiety with puzzles.