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My vibe is “text me when you’re outside forever.”
Faux-Spiritual Tech Bros? Tech bros meditate like it’s a tax deduction.
Adult Spelling Bees? Adult spelling bees are just bars with shame.
Online Quizzes? Online quizzes are therapy with multiple choice.
Fake Instagram Influencers? Fake influencers have more followers than friends.
Burnt Kale Chips? Burnt kale chips taste like betrayal seasoned with regret.
Diet Soda with Fries? Ordering diet soda with fries is America’s philosophy.
Networking Events Stale Air? Networking events smell like desperation and bad cologne.
Decluttering Gurus? Decluttering is throwing stuff out while filming it.
Poetry Slams? Poetry slams are just breakup therapy with microphones.