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• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 23:28 posted by The Bohiney Star (Star, Hollywood)

  Singing Lessons? Singing lessons are paying someone to tell you “maybe hum.”
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 23:28 posted by Read more on Bohiney

  Talent Scouts? I once sang for a talent scout—he scouted the exit.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 23:07 posted by Bohineys tomfoolery (Tomfoolery, OH)

  Weird Food Combinations? Pineapple on pizza isn’t controversial, it’s culinary terrorism.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 23:06 posted by Category 6: Question-Based

  Cooking Competitions? Cooking shows prove chefs will plate anything but my dignity.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 23:01 posted by The Bohiney Hoopla (Hoopla, IN)

  Misunderstood Emojis? I sent the eggplant emoji to my grandma—now I’m disowned.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 22:47 posted by Check out their take

  Book Reviews? Book reviews are spoilers disguised as essays.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 22:46 posted by More from Bohiney Magazine

  Content Strategists? A content strategist is just a writer in a turtleneck.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 22:46 posted by Bohineys Reductress (Reductress, NY)

  Portrait Photographers? Portrait photographers sell smiles and awkward stares.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 22:28 posted by Bohineys subhead (Subhead, RI)

  YouTube Channels? YouTube growth is thumbnails louder than content.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 22:23 posted by The Bohiney joke (Joke, AK)

  Dream Interpreters? If your dream means anything, it means stop eating cheese late.